As the fantasy football season really starts to take off and the contenders begin to separate themselves from the contenders I thought it would be a good time to list some of the best Fantasy Football Team Names of 2013. With so many injuries already this year there are some team owners that already have little chance of winning and can focus their efforts on having the best team name in their league. Clearly this is not what you want at the start of a season but it does make some memorable moments. I still remember the moment I thought of my best fantasy team name (of course it turns out that many others had already thought of it, I can honestly say I did not know when I announced it to the league): My Vick In A Box.
And here is my list of Favorite Fantasy Football Team Names for 2013:
In no particular order:
- My Vick In A Box
- Sons of Ed Hochuli
- Dwayne On Them Bowes
- Somewhere Over The Dwayne Bowe
- Whatcha Talking About Hillis
- Wilfork For Money
- Belichick Yourself Before You Rex Yourself
- Jacquizz In My Pants
- The Forte Year Old Virgin
- She’s A Manning Baby
- Arian Nation
- Andrew Luck Yourself
- Madula Amendola
- Gronky Punch
- Don’t Vontaze Me Bro (Vontaze Burfict, rookie Bengals Linebacker)
- Mo’ Manning’s Mo’ Problems
- Dez’ed & Confused
- Teenage Newton Mutant Turtles
- The Cromartie Bunch
- Kibbles & Vicks
- A Mingo Ate My Baby (Barkevious Mingo, rookie on the Cleveland Browns)
- I Just RaSharded
- Natural Born Spiller
- Weeden Start The Fire
- Bros Before Bowes
- Everyday I’m Russell’in
- Flacco Seagulls
- Teo’s Girl
- Martin Scoreeasy
- Cruz Control
And of course, my classic fantasy team name: Waban Warriors, nickname in high school from my football coach.
While looking for images to use in this post I came across a website that appears to be devoted to Fantasy Football Team Names. The site has a list of NFL Players with team names associated with them and it’s a long list (although many are just ok not great):
| PLAYER-SPECIFIC FANTASY FOOTBALL NAMES – Names associated with individual NFL players | ||||
| A.J. GreenAaron Hernandez
Aaron Maybin Aaron Rodgers Adrian Peterson Alex Smith Alfred Morris Andre Johnson Andrew Luck Andy Dalton Anquan Boldin Antonio Cromartie Antonio Gates Aquib Talib Arian Foster Austin Collie B.J. Raji Barack Obama Barkevious Mingo Beanie Wells Ben Roethlisberger Ben Tate Bill Belichick Bill Cowher Bjoern Werner Blaine Gabbert Brady Quinn Brandon Marshall Brandon Weeden Braylon Edwards Brett Favre Brian Cushing Brian Hartline Brian Quick Brian Urlcher Bryce Brown C.J. Spiller Calvin Johnson Cam Newton Cecil Shorts Chad Henne Chad Johnson Chansi Stuckey Chaz Schilens Chris Canty Chris Johnson Chris Kluwe Christian Ponder Clay Matthews Coby Fleener Colin Kaepernick Corey Liuget D’Qwell Jackson Danario Alexander Danny Amendola Danny Woodhead Darrell Revis Darrelle Revis Darren Sproles Darrius Heyward-Bey David Diehl Davone Bess DeAngelo Williams Dee Milliner DeMarco Murray DeMarcus Ware Demaryius Thomas Denard Robinson Dennis Dixon Dennis Pitta Dexter McCluster Dez Bryant Dick Butkus Donald Driver Donnie Avery Dont’a Hightower Donte Hightower Donte Whitner Doug Martin Dre Bly Drew Brees Dustin Keller Dwayne Bowe Dwight Freeney E. J. Manuel Early Doucet Ed Dickson Eddie Royal Eli Manning Elvis Dumervil Eric Decker |
EricManginiErin Andrews
Frank Gore Fred Jackson Gabe Carimi Geno Smith Giovani Bernard Golden Tate Hakeem Nicks Haloti Ngata Hines Ward Isaiah Pead J.J. Watt Jacob Tamme Jacquizz Rodgers Jake Delhomme Jake Locker Jamaal Charles James Barden James Laurinaitis James Starks Jason Avant Jason Pierre-Paul Jason Witten Jay Cutler Jeremy Maclin Jerricho Cotchery Jim Harbaugh Jim Schwartz Jimmy Clausen Jimmy Graham Joe Buck Joe Flacco Joe Hadden Joe McKnight John David Booty John Fox John Kuhn John Skelton Johnny Knox Jonathan Dwyer Jonathan Vilma Jordy Nelson Joseph Addai Josh Cribbs Josh Freeman Josh Scobee Julio Jones Julius Peppers Justin Blackmon Justin Forsett Justin Tryon Justin Tuck Kai Forbath Kenny Britt Kerwynn Williams Kevin Kolb Knile Davis Knowshon Moreno Kyle Orton Kyle Rudolph LaDainian Tomlinson Lance Moore Lane Johnson Larry Fitzgerald Laurence Maroney Lawrence Tynes Le’Veon Bell LeGarrette Blount Legedu Naanee LeSean McCoy Logan Mankins London Fletcher Luke Joeckel Manti Te’o Mario Manningham Mark Sanchez Marques Colston Marshall Faulk Marshawn Lynch Martellus Bennett Matt Cassel Matt Flynn Matt Forte Matt Prater Matt Ryan Matt Schaub Matthew Stafford Maurice Jones-Drew Michael Crabtree Michael Huff |
Michael JenkinsMichael Turner
Michael Vick Mike Ditka Mike Gillislee Mike Goodson Mike Shanahan Mike Wallace Mikel Leshoure Miles Austin Mohamed Massaquoi Mohamed Sanu Montario Hardesty Montee Ball Morris Claiborne Ndamukong Suh Neil Rackers Nick Foles Nick Folk Nick Mangold Nnamdi Asomugha Osi Umenyiora Percy Harvin Peyton Hillis Peyton Manning Philip Rivers Pierre Garcon Plaxico Burress Quinton Coples Rae Carruth Ramses Barden Randall Cobb Randy Moss Rashard Mendenhall Ray Rice Reggie Bush Reggie Wayne Rex Grossman Rex Ryan Ricky Stanzi Rob Bironas Rob Gronkowski Rob Housler Robbie Gould Robert Ayers Robert Griffin III Roddy White Roger Goodell Ronnie Brown Roy Helu Russell Okung Russell Wilson Ryan Longwell Ryan Succop Ryan Tannehill Ryan Torain Santonio Holmes Shane Lechler Shane Vereen Shariff Floyd Stevan Ridley Steve Breaston Steve Hauschka T. J. Houshmandzadeh Takeo Spikes Tavon Austin Ted Ginn Tedy Bruschi Terrell Suggs Terrelle Pryor Tim Hightower Tim Tebow Toby Gerhart Tom Brady Tom Coughlin Tony Romo Travis Henry Trent Richardson Troy Polamalu Tyler Eifert Tyrann Mathieu Vernon Davis Victor Cruz Vince Wilfork Vincent Jackson Visanthe Shiancoe Vontaze Burfict Wes Welker Zac Stacy Zach Ertz Ziggy Ansah Zoltan Mesko |
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So what is your favorite team name?
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