Best Fantasy Football Team Names of 2013

Sorry Your Fantasy Football Team's Name Isn't Offsetting Its Shitty Results
Sorry Your Fantasy Football Team’s Name Isn’t Offsetting Its Shitty Results

As the fantasy football season really starts to take off and the contenders begin to separate themselves from the contenders I thought it would be a good time to list some of the best Fantasy Football Team Names of 2013. With so many injuries already this year there are some team owners that already have little chance of winning and can focus their efforts on having the best team name in their league. Clearly this is not what you want at the start of a season but it does make some memorable moments. I still remember the moment I thought of my best fantasy team name (of course it turns out that many others had already thought of it, I can honestly say I did not know when I announced it to the league): My Vick In A Box.

My Vick In A Box
My Vick In A Box

And here is my list of Favorite Fantasy Football Team Names for 2013:

In no particular order:

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  • My Vick In A Box
  • Sons of Ed Hochuli
  • Dwayne On Them Bowes
  • Somewhere Over The Dwayne Bowe
  • Whatcha Talking About Hillis
  • Wilfork For Money
  • Belichick Yourself Before You Rex Yourself
  • Jacquizz In My Pants
  • The Forte Year Old Virgin
  • She’s A Manning Baby
  • Arian Nation
  • Andrew Luck Yourself
  • Madula Amendola
  • Gronky Punch
  • Don’t Vontaze Me Bro (Vontaze Burfict, rookie Bengals Linebacker)
  • Mo’ Manning’s Mo’ Problems
  • Dez’ed & Confused
  • Teenage Newton Mutant Turtles
  • The Cromartie Bunch
  • Kibbles & Vicks
  • A Mingo Ate My Baby (Barkevious Mingo, rookie on the Cleveland Browns)
  • I Just RaSharded
  • Natural Born Spiller
  • Weeden Start The Fire
  • Bros Before Bowes
  • Everyday I’m Russell’in
  • Flacco Seagulls
  • Teo’s Girl
  • Martin Scoreeasy
  • Cruz Control

And of course, my classic fantasy team name: Waban Warriors, nickname in high school from my football coach.

While looking for images to use in this post I came across a website that appears to be devoted to Fantasy Football Team Names. The site has a list of NFL Players with team names associated with them and it’s a long list (although many are just ok not great):

PLAYER-SPECIFIC FANTASY FOOTBALL NAMES – Names associated with individual NFL players
A.J. GreenAaron Hernandez

Aaron Maybin

Aaron Rodgers

Adrian Peterson

Alex Smith

Alfred Morris

Andre Johnson

Andrew Luck

Andy Dalton

Anquan Boldin

Antonio Cromartie

Antonio Gates

Aquib Talib

Arian Foster

Austin Collie

B.J. Raji

Barack Obama

Barkevious Mingo

Beanie Wells

Ben Roethlisberger

Ben Tate

Bill Belichick

Bill Cowher

Bjoern Werner

Blaine Gabbert

Brady Quinn

Brandon Marshall

Brandon Weeden

Braylon Edwards

Brett Favre

Brian Cushing

Brian Hartline

Brian Quick

Brian Urlcher

Bryce Brown

C.J. Spiller

Calvin Johnson

Cam Newton

Cecil Shorts

Chad Henne

Chad Johnson

Chansi Stuckey

Chaz Schilens

Chris Canty

Chris Johnson

Chris Kluwe

Christian Ponder

Clay Matthews

Coby Fleener

Colin Kaepernick

Corey Liuget

D’Qwell Jackson

Danario Alexander

Danny Amendola

Danny Woodhead

Darrell Revis

Darrelle Revis

Darren Sproles

Darrius Heyward-Bey

David Diehl

Davone Bess

DeAngelo Williams

Dee Milliner

DeMarco Murray

DeMarcus Ware

Demaryius Thomas

Denard Robinson

Dennis Dixon

Dennis Pitta

Dexter McCluster

Dez Bryant

Dick Butkus

Donald Driver

Donnie Avery

Dont’a Hightower

Donte Hightower

Donte Whitner

Doug Martin

Dre Bly

Drew Brees

Dustin Keller

Dwayne Bowe

Dwight Freeney

E. J. Manuel

Early Doucet

Ed Dickson

Eddie Royal

Eli Manning

Elvis Dumervil

Eric Decker

EricManginiErin Andrews

Frank Gore

Fred Jackson

Gabe Carimi

Geno Smith

Giovani Bernard

Golden Tate

Hakeem Nicks

Haloti Ngata

Hines Ward

Isaiah Pead

J.J. Watt

Jacob Tamme

Jacquizz Rodgers

Jake Delhomme

Jake Locker

Jamaal Charles

James Barden

James Laurinaitis

James Starks

Jason Avant

Jason Pierre-Paul

Jason Witten

Jay Cutler

Jeremy Maclin

Jerricho Cotchery

Jim Harbaugh

Jim Schwartz

Jimmy Clausen

Jimmy Graham

Joe Buck

Joe Flacco

Joe Hadden

Joe McKnight

John David Booty

John Fox

John Kuhn

John Skelton

Johnny Knox

Jonathan Dwyer

Jonathan Vilma

Jordy Nelson

Joseph Addai

Josh Cribbs

Josh Freeman

Josh Scobee

Julio Jones

Julius Peppers

Justin Blackmon

Justin Forsett

Justin Tryon

Justin Tuck

Kai Forbath

Kenny Britt

Kerwynn Williams

Kevin Kolb

Knile Davis

Knowshon Moreno

Kyle Orton

Kyle Rudolph

LaDainian Tomlinson

Lance Moore

Lane Johnson

Larry Fitzgerald

Laurence Maroney

Lawrence Tynes

Le’Veon Bell

LeGarrette Blount

Legedu Naanee

LeSean McCoy

Logan Mankins

London Fletcher

Luke Joeckel

Manti Te’o

Mario Manningham

Mark Sanchez

Marques Colston

Marshall Faulk

Marshawn Lynch

Martellus Bennett

Matt Cassel

Matt Flynn

Matt Forte

Matt Prater

Matt Ryan

Matt Schaub

Matthew Stafford

Maurice Jones-Drew

Michael Crabtree

Michael Huff

Michael JenkinsMichael Turner

Michael Vick

Mike Ditka

Mike Gillislee

Mike Goodson

Mike Shanahan

Mike Wallace

Mikel Leshoure

Miles Austin

Mohamed Massaquoi

Mohamed Sanu

Montario Hardesty

Montee Ball

Morris Claiborne

Ndamukong Suh

Neil Rackers

Nick Foles

Nick Folk

Nick Mangold

Nnamdi Asomugha

Osi Umenyiora

Percy Harvin

Peyton Hillis

Peyton Manning

Philip Rivers

Pierre Garcon

Plaxico Burress

Quinton Coples

Rae Carruth

Ramses Barden

Randall Cobb

Randy Moss

Rashard Mendenhall

Ray Rice

Reggie Bush

Reggie Wayne

Rex Grossman

Rex Ryan

Ricky Stanzi

Rob Bironas

Rob Gronkowski

Rob Housler

Robbie Gould

Robert Ayers

Robert Griffin III

Roddy White

Roger Goodell

Ronnie Brown

Roy Helu

Russell Okung

Russell Wilson

Ryan Longwell

Ryan Succop

Ryan Tannehill

Ryan Torain

Santonio Holmes

Shane Lechler

Shane Vereen

Shariff Floyd

Stevan Ridley

Steve Breaston

Steve Hauschka

T. J. Houshmandzadeh

Takeo Spikes

Tavon Austin

Ted Ginn

Tedy Bruschi

Terrell Suggs

Terrelle Pryor

Tim Hightower

Tim Tebow

Toby Gerhart

Tom Brady

Tom Coughlin

Tony Romo

Travis Henry

Trent Richardson

Troy Polamalu

Tyler Eifert

Tyrann Mathieu

Vernon Davis

Victor Cruz

Vince Wilfork

Vincent Jackson

Visanthe Shiancoe

Vontaze Burfict

Wes Welker

Zac Stacy

Zach Ertz

Ziggy Ansah

Zoltan Mesko

So what is your favorite team name?

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